Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not.


baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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"talk about" rather than "ask me"
  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
via loadingj · originally by spent

So sick of bullshit

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes

When you’re so angry your leg grows back.


When you’re so angry your leg grows back.

via cougarsbait · originally by xcalliexarizonax
Perfect baby

Perfect baby

posted 2 days ago with 1 note

So… We went to the zombie pub crawl in Northampton tonight and this girl was sitting on this yellow pole outside doing weird ass stripperesque moves, and she fell backwards ass over head and hit a car and then right onto the pavement with her head tucked under her and feet up over her head omfg it was so fucked up and she just got right back up on her feet and was like laughing it off even though she’d already formed a massive bump growing out of her head. What the actual fuck hahaha

posted 3 days ago with 4 notes
Anonymous asked: "Tiny fisherman girl/sexy mermaid or fish who is allergic to EVERYTHING"

The young fisherman grunted from excursion, having just reached her destination. It was a bit of a hike, yes, but it was well worth it for such a beautiful, quiet spot to spend the better part of her morning. After all, the fish were always biting, and she felt it were her obligation to catch her family’s dinner, even if she would not eat it herself.

Resting upon the rocks, she pulled out her brand new rod and carefully applied the bait to the end, saying a silent prayer that she’d catch something particularly impressive.

Several moments went by without a single bite, but just as the tiny fisherwoman was cursing her luck, a steady stream of bubbles appeared just below where she was seated. Intrigued, she leaned closer, only to see a small fish pop out of water.

"Glub glub," it spoke, not yet used to human, as it spent most of it’s time avoiding the drunken fishermen. This little, tiny human, though, she could not resist. 

"Well, aren’t you a beautiful little fishy," the human cooed, leaning in for a closer look. This fish was unlike any she’d seen before, with rainbow gills that shimmered in the sun. Her rod abandoned, she shimmied as close to the water as she could get, enchanted by this rare fish.

"Hungry," the fish spoke sadly. "Allergic to your bait."

"Oh! I have more!" The young woman exclaimed, pulling out her bag of goodies.

"Glub," the fish spoke sadly. For she was allergic to it all. Hadn’t eaten in days, due to the fact that she was quickly learning all likely prey led to a major fishy belly ache. 

"Poor fishy," the fisherwoman cooed, scooping up some water in her extra large McDonald’s cup. "Come home with me. I’ll find you something good to eat." 

The fish’s eyes brightened immediately. A new friend? Food? Not dying hungry and alone in this big, open body of water? It sounded most promising! 

"Glub!" She yelled, swimming for the cup. The tiny woman giggled, swirling her finger around in the cup, the rare fish rubbing up against her with affection.

Ahh yes, the fish thought, glubbing happily. I have found my mate.

posted 3 days ago with 3 notes
Anonymous asked: "What part of western mass are you from?"

I’m in South Hadley

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
"I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted."

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via fightthebinary · originally by slugly